someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

#I am chandler

getoffmybloghoe:

it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order

the-fandom-queen-of-skaia:

shazelblue:

what if saliva was just ur taste buds jerking off to attractive food

I tried to scroll.

I tried so fucking hard.

From John Reviews Twilight and New Moon

malformalady:

Pearls inside an oyster shell at the Naga pearl farm at Koh Matsum, Thailand. Pearl farming is the industry responsible for grafting pearl mollusks and producing cultured pearls. These cultured pearls make up nearly 100% of the pearls sold today. Natural pearls now only account for less than 1/1000th of a percent of the pearls on the market today.

thehorangames:

do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them

abasnail:

that’s what I call a traffic jam

Noah was desperate. He wrote to Allie that he was sorry and stupid for breaking up with her. He wrote to tell her that he still loved her, and he wanted to see her. And that if she would write back, he would come to wherever she was. He wrote one letter everyday for a year — 365 letters, but they all went unanswered. Finally, after a year of silence, he decided to put it all behind him and start a new life. So he wrote a farewell letter. 

mmikkelsens:

Literature meme - (1/1) epic - Paradise Lost (John Milton)

“Who first seduced them to that foul revolt?

   The infernal serpent; he it was whose guile,

Stirred up with envy and revenge, deceived

The mother of mankind, what time his pride

Had cast him out from heaven, with all his host

Of rebel angels, by whose aid, aspiring

To set himself in glory above his peers,

He trusted to have equalled the most high,

If he opposed, and, with ambitious aim

Against the throne and monarchy of God”

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

my friend just texted me “figured out how to wear my coat as a skirt and leggings!” with this picture o h my god

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she calls it a skoat im cr ying

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pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

screams:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

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